Sometimes you just gotta give up on reality ... and get down with what's real. While that's often no laughing matter, it does matter whether or not you can laugh about it. The following five-part mini-series are the silly ramblings of Steve and Gary, recorded during their adventures while On the Beat and Path.
They only exist because of the times when the universe was seemingly conspiring against them.
September 1 - 5, 2010
Time for a Reality Check
April 11 - 15, 2011
Time to Get Moist
The Mountain learns about a curious South American sloth-like creature, the kinkajou.
Steve reels off a series of poems about the scenes happening around him.
The Night Out
The Mountain learns of the fine art of foreplay with some frisky friends.
The Mountain learns what it's like to wake up after a few ill-advised decisions.
The Morning After
The Mountain couldn't have said it any better in its clear message that "All's well that ends well."
Steve and Gary meet The Lake and spend a lovely afternoon getting to know her.
Steve and Gary are seduced by The Lake's desire to get more deeply involved.
Truths of the past (i.e. cosmetic alteration and cannibalism) put true love to the test.
The Lake accuses Steve & Gary of playing the field, and calls on friends to cause some pain.
The Lake realizes that all good things must come to an end, and bids a hopeful "au revoir."
Mountains. Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit, they're pretty big.
Lakes. Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit, they can make you moist.
Use the clips as a moving screen saver and turn the sound off if you have no interest in Steve's ridiculous freestyle poetry or the witless banter of Steve and Gary podcasting from some breathtakingly scenic locale on this planet. Although there are some juicy moments.